My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

HOLY SHIT GUYS I WAS READING MY OLD COPY OF THE WILD THINGS AND I REALIZED
GUYS
HOLY SHIT
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
OH NO!
Schools out…now High School age kids will be one League of Legends all the time instead of just the week ends. Help me god.
“Oh, these new pokémon designs are so stupid! They’re obviously out of ideas!”
“When did they start looking like fucking digimon?”
“God, gens 1 and 2 were the best, why can’t people accept that?”
“Fairy type? Seriously? They’re just scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point!”
*Whine whine nostalgia whine whine rose-tinted glasses whine*








